awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
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