You're my little dorito
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
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