batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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