dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
where are my eyebrows?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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