So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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