Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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