Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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