Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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