I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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