I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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