and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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