There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Randomize
