woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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