honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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