There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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