Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
your room smells of hookers.
And success
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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