i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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