did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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