Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
We talked him into tasing himself.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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