if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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