people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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