Already got asked if we're dating
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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