READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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