C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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