you win again, gameday.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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