Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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