I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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