Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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