What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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