real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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