I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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