what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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