normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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