Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
50% drunk capacity currently
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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