So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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