I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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