member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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