dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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