Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
i believe in u and ur pee
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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