I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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