you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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