she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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