I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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