Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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