Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He has the fingertips of a God
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