Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
My pussy is not your playground.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Randomize
