I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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