drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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