no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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