Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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