He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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