This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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