So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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