I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
COCAINE IS GR8
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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