Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
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