Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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